What Nicole Needs

You may have seen this meme going around...type (your name) needs into Google and see what you need. I saw it on Kim's blog and then Robyn's, so gave it a try. What was funny was half the things that came up were people's blog post with "Nicole Needs" results, maybe I should just copy those :) What's even funnier is the first one (which is actually referring to Nicole Kidman). I'm finding the name Nicole is way more common than I thought when I was a child. Anyway, without further ado, here is what yours truly needs (having removed the blog posts).

1. Nicole Needs a Boob Job (more like a face lift of tummy tuck)
2. Nicole Needs No Food When She Can Shop 'Till She Drops (sort of true, I guess)
3. Nicole Needs a Reality Show (if I'm going to win money, totally)
4. Nicole Needs LinkedIn (got it, now I just need a job)
5. Nicole [Scherzinger] needs a good meal (that I don't have to make myself)
6. Nicole needs a new computer (c'mon dad, pony up. did order a new netbook :)
7. Nicole NEEDS photoshop (I do, I really do, a fancy version preferably)
8. Nicole needs a husband (not really, maybe a sex slave or something)
9. Nicole....needs to Live in the NOW (oh ya, baby)
10. Nicole needs an Urban love nest (see #7 above, although this refers to Keith Urban)

Try it if you dare, or just need a good laugh.