Tuesday, March 3, 2009

What Nicole Needs

You may have seen this meme going around...type (your name) needs into Google and see what you need. I saw it on Kim's blog and then Robyn's, so gave it a try. What was funny was half the things that came up were people's blog post with "Nicole Needs" results, maybe I should just copy those :) What's even funnier is the first one (which is actually referring to Nicole Kidman). I'm finding the name Nicole is way more common than I thought when I was a child. Anyway, without further ado, here is what yours truly needs (having removed the blog posts).
  1. Nicole Needs a Boob Job (more like a face lift of tummy tuck)
  2. Nicole Needs No Food When She Can Shop 'Till She Drops (sort of true, I guess)
  3. Nicole Needs a Reality Show (if I'm going to win money, totally)
  4. Nicole Needs LinkedIn (got it, now I just need a job)
  5. Nicole [Scherzinger] needs a good meal (that I don't have to make myself)
  6. Nicole needs a new computer (c'mon dad, pony up. did order a new netbook :)
  7. Nicole NEEDS photoshop (I do, I really do, a fancy version preferably)
  8. Nicole needs a husband (not really, maybe a sex slave or something)
  9. Nicole....needs to Live in the NOW (oh ya, baby)
  10. Nicole needs an Urban love nest (see #7 above, although this refers to Keith Urban)

Try it if you dare, or just need a good laugh.


  1. I'm with you! I want one of those little netbooks too. Maybe we should go dig in our couches for some extra quarters!

  2. How funny. I got that on FB also. I googled my name and came up with all sorts of weird things!!! I think cosmetically surgery also popped up.

  3. This Nicole is going to try it :)

  4. Hmmm. Your list seems a lot funnier than mine. Thanks for the link love!