Obama and McCain are going to race. Obama is going to be here (he runs
to the far end of the room) and McCain here (he goes back to the near
end). Obama is going to win. Obama runs like this (his patented slow
motion run/walk thing) and Obama runs like this (cartoon-type running, super
fast but not actually going anywhere, then manages to get half way across the
room, goes "pppt" and falls on the floor).
I sure hope his prediction comes true.