When I tried to sleep in: "I can't watch TV all morning, it's too boring."
After winning the halloween party cupcake walk: "I don't want a cupcake."
After pizza at his birthday: "My tummy is too full for cake."
Meanwhile, his little brother is glued to the TV, ate not just the cupcake his older brother won, but the rejected powdered donut at the donut eating contest as well. And of course he had two pieces of cake at the birthday party.
I might wonder if something got switched at the test tube factory if he wasn't so into chocolate (in moderation like his daddy, of course). Fruit juice popsicles are his favorite, though.